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Fa La La at the Work Party Yo....

I've worked at the same place for like 800 years now and about four years ago or so, a boss man's wife decided it was high time we started having an office Christmas party at their home.......they totally have an elevator, it's sweet.

Their house is pretty spectacular. As a matter of fact, it's absolutely gorgeous and perfect. So perfect that every year, I worry that one of the kids will destroy something. It's not that they're destructive or disrespectful in anyway. It's not even the fear of them breaking something, it's more of a fear that they will put a glass down without a coaster or look at a book that the binding has never been broken on. The house is like a show house and it freaks me out a little that's all.

As soon as we get there, I always get a picture of the kids in front of the tree. This year I couldn't get the girl to be serious for nothin' though, so this is the best I got.

After we mingle and chat for a while, we eat. The food is amazing....of course. There's always beef tenderloin and little rolls, smoked salmon,
teeny awesome little meatballs and mac and cheese for the kids. The best though is this ooey gooey delicious cheese dip. I'm not even kidding when I say I could eat the whole vat of it myself. I don't though, because I like to stay regular (this pooping thing of mine just keeps rearing it's ugly head doesn't it?.....sorry about that).

J didn't make it with me this year and that totally sucked. Here I am in work clothes and way too high heels WAY after the time that I absolutely have to be and he's at home relaxing. Well, not really, he was sick, but at least he wasn't in high heels and control top panties. Not that he would be anyhow, but he should've been there with me to get me through the pain of the heels and panties that had been on for a few hours longer than they soulda been. That and he looks dead sexy when he wears nice pants and shirt and tie. I mean DEAD SEXY......even though he's a bit out of his element with his hands tattooed and all. Not that I fit in anymore than he does though..... I took a few decent pictures of the people that I work with, but decided not to post any of them here. I'm sure most of them would be mortified to be associated with a blog such as mine. Well, all of them really....except Selena.......look, she's all fuzzy and pretty and Playboy Centerfold like......
There was no drinking for me this year since I had the kids and J wasn't there with me to drive. I hate it when I don't get to drink free liquor. Oh well, there's always next year!
Here's to another fine office Christmas party! It was just as awesome as ever!

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