Aldi . Cheap as shit, but they only have one person working in the entire danged store. I'm all " HEEELLLOOO , y'all got any more of them little frozen beans??? HEEELLLLOOO !!!!" There's never anybody to answer me so I gotta go get in line and leave without my danged beans. Sexy Slut Shoes. I like to try them on and buy 'em, and I like to wear 'em, but I just can't walk in them on crooked streets....or not so crooked streets for that matter. Normally, I weeble and I wobble, but I don't fall down....in heels.......I fall down. (P.S. I'm trying to get enough donations to buy myself these holy baby jesus kick ass Givenchy wedges. If you would like to donate, just let me know!). My hair. It's awesome. It's big, fluffy, red, but seriously, there's just way too much of it, it's like a chia -pet>...add a little bit of water and that shit GROWS, it's always knotty and strangers wanna touch it....by the end of the night, I...