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Beans Don't Fry In the Kitchen....

Beans don't burn on the griiillll...... Yeah, that totally has nothin' to do with this post, but I woke up at like 6 o'clock Saturday mornin' (which is when I initially started writin' this, but my internet kept shittin' out on me!) and had that Sinead O'Connor song "Nothing Compares to You" stuck in my head. I laid in bed until just before 7 singin' the same shit over and over and over.... It's been seeevvven hours and fifteen days since you took your love away I go out ever-ry night and sleep all daaa-ay Since you took your love away Since you've been gone I can do whatever I waa-aaa-aaant I can see whomever I choose I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaaa-aaa-aaaaurant, but nothin'....I said nothin' can take away these bluuuuuuuuuues 'Cuz nothin' compares Nothin' compares to yeeeeewwwwww. That song was me and my first boyfriend's "song" and it's one of my all time favorite songs, but I did...

I Found Heaven Today

I found heaven ......and here it is....... I came across it on a blog I love called Loopy Rocket whose lovely ladies post about the most obscure awesome amazing things EVER! For instance where else would you come across something as totally awesome as WWBD .....fantastic temporary tattoos that include a freakin' PINK unicorn....or perhaps the Zombie Last Supper ? This blog is often the highlight of my day and I love them for it. Thank you Loopy Rocket, thank you. Now, back to heaven . Every Thanksgiving it's the same ol' thing. Turkey. It's always been cooked in the oven, it's always dry and it always puts you to sleep. Then came fried turkeys. It really is true that EVERYTHING is better fried. If you can get past the possibility of burning your face off by sinking the bird in a vat of peanut oil then this is the way to go on turkey day. Just my opinion.... People didn't stop there though. A few years back came the insane idea of stuffing a turkey with a du...