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Something's Happened to Me

My tape dispenser ran out of tape so I reached into the top drawer of my desk to get a new roll out and there wasn't one there. I went to Victoria's Secret last week and went to pull a coupon out of my wallet and it wasn't where it was supposed to be. I had to dig though my entire purse to find it. (It was a really good coupon man!) I didn't start my Christmas list until TWO DAYS before black friday. My stove top hasn't been properly cleaned in over a week. It's a black stove top. I hate black stove tops. Somebody told me I would, I didn't believe it. They were right. I was wrong. Stupid black stove top, I hate cleaning you and won't until this weekend. There's probably a pink ring around the guest bathroom toilet and the shelf over the toilet is dusty I'm sure. There is cat litter all over my bedroom floor by the cat box and it's been there for DAYS. I haven't cleaned our bathroom floor in months. Like three months.....and the kid's ...