For days now Atlanta's been all buzzin' about the winter storm of 2010. Awesome. All the dipshits are gonna be at the store stockin' up on milk and bread. Why the hell you gotta buy milk and bread? The smart thing to do would be to go the liquor store and buy some whiskey to keep yourself warm. We decided to grill out steaks. Actually our friend Chewy said she was comin' over with steaks........I think it'll be new tradition. All the other asshats'll have milk and bread.....we'll have steak. As far as the winter storm.....we got like 16 inches.....of horse shit. We barely even got a dusting of snow. It was enough though for Tina to start frothin' at the mouth wantin' to take her baby wolfcat out for her first snow. She was so excited. She wanted to commemorate the occasion by writin' in the.....uh....snow. Sweet, sweet Tina. I remember my kids' first snow too. Those little rosy cheeks and frozen feet and fingers. I love snow. It's...