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Does ANYBODY Even Read This???

First, let me say my regular post is just below and here is a preview......
HOWEVER, you must first read this before you get to THAT!


I started this blog to showcase my crafty stuff, but that's such a teeny part of my life that it didn't last long. I love to write. A lot. I used to do it all the time and had kinda forgotten about it until I realized I could use my blog to do it. I got a lot of retarded stuff in my brain and I really just need to get some of it out so I can fill it with more crap and it's a bonus that I can get it out there for people to read.

Anyhow, I can know that people look at my blog and a few little details about each of you because of the tracker thingy, but I wanna know who you are! SO, leave me a comment and tell me! Tell me anything. Randomness can so make a person's day.

Just to give you a little further incentive, I will randomly pick a few people and send you something totally ridiculous (if you'll give up your address that is) as a thanks for letting me know who you are. Hell, you can even stay anonamous, just leave me a comment! BUT, if you want an awesome and probably cheap surprise, just leave your email address in the comment (I totally won't spam you, that's shit's lame). I don't have any fancy randomness picker thing, so I will close my eyes and pick. I might even send something to everyone...I'm in a pretty giving mood these days.

Now, tell me who you are! Just leave me a random comment sometime this week (11-25 thru 11-30 only) with your email address and I'll get in touch with you for your address. It only takes a second....C'Mon, you know you want something awesome sent to you!
Thanks and YOU have an awesome day!

Fine Print......
I curse anyone that reads this and doesn't leave me a comment with poop soup for THREE WHOLE DAYS! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

After you leave a comment you MUST read about this......

Comments

Stitchblade said…
I read, but you know that already.
Anonymous said…
I read and I really just came for the cool hats where do I sign up for one of those?

anesbitt@popslandscaping.com
Anonymous said…
I read!

Okay, no, not really. I just randomly popped over from craftastrophe, and I had to comment and ask if you did NaNoWriMo this year, because for some reason that hat makes me think of NaNoWriMo!

Oh, and I totally didn't want poop soup over Thanksgiving holidays. lol.
Loopy said…
I love Random! You asked, so here are 3 ridiculous things I'm addicted to! (It's all about ME ME ME!)

1. putting exclamation points at the end of every sentence!!!

2. Preach that I don't drink coffee, but continually drink it anyways.

3. Pouncing & Stalking my kitties (and co-workers too really). They never expect that!
Anonymous said…
I read your blog and I think you're neato! You have awesome hair, and you're great with words. Can't wait to meet you!
Tara Lea said…
I read it every single day :) The bacon turkey thing brought throw up to the back of my mouth.
JachiCue said…
If I win can you please send me your glasses. They're totally dino bitchin'.

I read.

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