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Dirt, Jello Shots and Pure Deliciousness!

This past weekend was the Hot Rodz & Hillbillyz show that I have been not so patiently waiting for. If I haven't mentioned it before (which I'm sure I have), I had the TIME OF MY LIFE at this show last year and was waiting on pins and needles for it to get here this year!

The Big Wheel Bitches had our very first bake sale and we made out like bandits! We had all kinds sweet goodness! Just look at these apples!

along with all of my jello shots (which I think we consumed just as much as we sold!).We packed my car slap ass full of girls, cranked up a little old school rap,
and hauled ass down the dirt track until I thought my poor Bess was gonna fall apart. What makes it even better though, this year a friend of mine drove her awesome pink and black Comet so her and I got to go head to head on the track.

I left her in my dust time and time again! You could here her crying about losing from miles around! Yeah, right. Who am I kidding? She spanked me....over and over, but holy hell did we have a good time! By the end of it all we had a cheering section. Yeah, we know we're awesome! What's NOT awesome about two cars full of girls, boys and blue gorillas racing on a dirt track?
I can't WAIT for next time!

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Loopy said…
That.Looks.Like.The.Best.Time.EVER!
Nothing goes together better than hot cars and candy apples...

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