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She Lied

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I was thirsty. She said she had water.
"I thought water normally came in plastic bottles", I said.

"Yeah it does, but I'm reducing my carbon footprint on our precious mother earth".

"This water don't smell right".
"I think you mighta got it confused with kerosene. I better taste it to make sure......."

"Most definitely kerosene".
I drank a lot of "that" water Saturday. Some plain, some with lemons, some with cherries.....It all tasted exactly the same.
My esophagus is raw, my stomach lining has been burnt away and I still got the shakes.
Jesus musta known what that Alabama water'd do to me, because it's rainy and overcast today. I'm sure the sun would feel like sonic laser beams piercing my eyeballs.
Thank you jesus.

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'Cuz I Felt Like It! said…
Insane/stupid....it's a toss up
October 5, 2009 at 11:56 AM
Odd Jeppesen said…
Insane, stupid... after the first drink, thirsty doesn't count.

Never drink water that isn't labeled.
October 5, 2009 at 2:16 PM
Sally-Sal said…
I've never had any of that moonshine stuff, but I'd probably drink it.
October 5, 2009 at 4:49 PM
'Cuz I Felt Like It! said…
No ozone, you should never drink water that ain't labeled!
October 5, 2009 at 7:06 PM
'Cuz I Felt Like It! said…
You'll have to come down south and get you some moonshine Sal....some is definitly better than others though.
October 5, 2009 at 7:06 PM
Lana said…
i can't explain why, but i really want to smell it.
October 5, 2009 at 7:30 PM
Madame Jen said…
sorry I missed out... next year. get that comet running I'll race ya in the falcon. haaaaa
October 6, 2009 at 4:29 PM
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