'Cuz I Felt Like It!

I was given this funtastic task by Stitchblade with instructions to pass it along to 10 other bloggers. Being farely new to the world of blogging, I don't know 10 other bloggers so I'll just pick people who have blogs I like to read. Maybe they'll do it, maybe they won't..... Now, on to the ten random, yet AWESOME facts about ME: 1. I pick my nose in the car and don't care if anyone sees 2. I like to put Krackel Bars in my pocket so they heat up and get all gooey before I eat them 3. I don't care that my kid's hardly ever wear clothes that match 4. I wish I had an awesome old pair of cowboy boots (just because I wanna be like Sissy in Urban Cowboy) 5. I sing Christmas songs ALL YEAR LONG, much to the chagrin of everyone I work with 6. I can do the truffle shuffle better than anyone you know 7. I hate washing my hair 8. I love tiny versions of things 9. I'm a total glitter whore 10. I love pork fat Random.....yep Now, I tag: 1. Sew Sew Def 2. April and A...

FINALLY! Cold weather's on it's way and it's about to get WAY freakin ' colder. Like lows in the teens and highs in the 30's. I know for some of you that read this that ain't shit, but whatever! It's so cold that this morning when I went to Starbucks for my grande Salted Caramel Espresso Truffle (uh yeah, heaven), there was a chick there turning in an application and she was still in her house slippers! No shit! She was so cold that her limbs were too stiff for her to bend down to tie a pair of shoes. I pointed at her and laughed. She flipped me off. I blew her a kiss. I wish I'd had my camera. Because the temperature is supposed to only drop today, I told the girl she had to dress super warm so her skinny ass little self wouldn't freeze. She actually managed to get long john's under her already ridiculously skinny skinny jeans. She did an awesome job at bundling up seeing as how there's hardly ever a need to do that here.....god, what a sp...

I thought this list would be way easier than the love a lot list. I hate a lot of stuff, but I had a much more difficult time choosing what to add to the hate a lot list. My love list, I coulda gone on and on and on. I DO see the glass half full!!! I do! I really, really, do! Now, 10 Things I Hate A Lot: 1. Admitting that I'm Wrong (which I never am) 2. Having a stopped up nose 3. Humidity and what it does to my hair (no, this isn't me, but it might as well be my hair) 4. "For english, press 1" 5. Hearing the sucky noises someone next to me makes while sucking on a cough drop (I just threw up in my mouth a litte) 6. Paying over $5 for a Starbucks only to get on the road and realize the new dummy made it wrong and it tastes like watered down poo 7. Hangers. You know, the one's that you can't pick outta your nose because they're stuck and when you finally do get them out your eyes are watering so bad it looks like you're crying 8. Seeing a mexican woman ...

I have admittedly gained back all the weight I lost from taking fat crack a couple years ago. It was nice bein ' thinner and all, but damn, I love to eat and without fat crack, I do eat.......a lot. It's like my favorite past time. There's this restaurant down the street from us that has the BEST crabcake sandwich EVER (I love me some crabcakes! If I were ever to get my knuckles tattooed they'd say Crab Cake) and some very delicious calamari and I will put all of it right into my belly. I mean I might be about to barf half way through eating it all, but I know it won't be even half as good if I take it home and microwave it later. Plus, there's starving kids in Ethiopia so I can't let them just throw it away! Bein ' chubby definitely has it's upside. Like I've said before, I can do one helluva truffle shuffle . If I fall (which I tend to do every now and again), I have plenty of cushion to keep my bones safer. I'm very cuddly and soft ...