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Hot Rodz & Hillbillyz III

My car was packed up to the ceiling and the trunk was stuffed, everybody had made it to the house on time and we were on our way to the third annual Hot Rodz & Hillbillyz show. My car however had another idea of what she would be doin' with her Saturday and it didn't involve drivin' a dirt track.

On the way to get gas, I knew somethin' wasn't right. When we stopped to fill 'er up, she was done.....she was dumpin' gas outta the carburetor. It took me 30 minutes and the help of jumper cables to finally get her started and get her back home.

No dirt track for me this year. I was heart broken. Devastated. She did so good her first year and the second year we girls packed in like sardine's goin' down the track listenin' to Peaches and Tone Loc. Memorieeeeees.

We packed up the 4Runner and headed out again. Despite the rough start, we had a kick ass time as always.......

The drive there is always so nice.


Boys and their burnouts.

They had karaoke this year and we all sang somethin' together. I forget what, but I bet it sucked.....I mean I bet it was AWESOME.

Here's Pauly doin' his version of "When I Think About You I Touch Myself".....and he totally touches himself.....

No sure about this dude....he wasted beer on a monkey.....


Nothin' like fancy Alabama water out of a mason jar......

The dirt track.....

...and look, I found someone nice enough to let me take his truck down the track. WOOOOOOO.....

Don't know who this is, but I love the picture....


My hot ass man.......

Wow....not sure.........can't believe I handed my camera over to someone.....

Jello shots!
A BWB Supporter!
It was such a gorgeous day.
After a brief skirmish, we were all banished to our little campsite for the night. Thank god there was a fire. I had so much mud on me and I was cold as heyellll.
Chewy and I were totally gonna go out gangsta style, but I just went to sleep instead. (HA! Sleep....psht, right)........
Right before I headed for our tent, I snapped this picture of the moon.....

Another fun year and H&H.....here's 'til next year......

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