'Cuz I Felt Like It!

I said that to a cop once. He bumped into me and I didn't want to get tased. End of story. MUST. HAVE. THIS. Please. Somebody? Anybody?

Saturday was my birthday and as hard as he tried, J couldn't keep the party a suprise. I knew when I left for the salon to get my hairs did that when I got home there would be people there and I could only hope my hair didn't look like ass when I got home. When I left the salon and headed back home, you could barely tell my hair had even been cut, it was kinda the wrong color red, there wasn't enough blonde and it was WAY frizzy. You should never leave a salon with rat ass lookin' hair, but I did....not that anyone ever sees me with anything but ratted out hair because of the crap humidity in Georgia, but still, I had hopes. It was nothing a litte gin wouldn't fix so I grabbed my drankin' cup and started. My b-fri from Texas couldn't make it so I drew a picture of her and carried her around with me most of the night. We ate cake together.... danced together and drank way too much together. She was even there with me when we all had a Journey sing-a-long. I...

1. The way my kid's hands look and feel 2. That J lets me pull on his chin hairs with my toes and doesn't get mad 3. Breathing in cold air and feeling it fill my lungs 4. The smell of lumber yards. I lived at this one....... 5. Dancing 6. Lauging so much and so hard I almost pee 7. Christmas traditions 8. That my daughter is just like me, but looks just like her dad 9. When my son finds something really funny that no one else gets 10. Driving really fast 11. Starbucks 12. Hello Kitty..... Ok, so I went over 10, but I love a lotta shit! 10 Things I Hate A Lot coming up next!

I wouldn't say that I am overly obsessed though. I don't freak out when I see something with my dear HK on it and the bow is on the wrong ear. I don't know what HK's mom's and dad's names are and don't care. I just love Hello Kitty. I mean, seriously, how cute is this face? Now, with Hello Kitty gracing every Target Store out there, it doesn't matter that all those Sanrio stores that pop up at the malls from time to time never last more than 6 months, but the best is when you go to some unassuming store and bickety BAM there she is. She's on something that you weren't even looking for her to be on and I of course HAVE to have it. Last weekend I was at a Japanese store looking for Naruto stuff for my son (since he's doin' so AWESOME in school) and I saw this and of course bought it. What in the sam hell is a Lychee? Well judging by the taste of this "non-carbonated soft drink", it's some sweet and slightly ink tasting fruit....