The girl and I went to the skatin ' rank a couple weekends ago. It's CRAZY how much they've changed since I was a kid! Hell, it's crazy how much they've changed in just the past 10 years. There was a time that I couldn't wait to get my butt to "rink" on the weekends. They played songs like " Funkytown " and "Push It". There'd always be an ass ton of friends and plenty boys to flirt with. Occasionally there'd be some hooker of a girl makin ' out with a boy in a dark corner, but other than that, you just went there to hang out with your friends and skate. NOW, however, the skatin ' rink is something entirely different. They have playgrounds and lasertag and all the kids are wearin ' rollerblades . That my friends is just l-a-m-e. I mean really? Inline skates is for freakin ' Piedmont Park y'all. There's also too many kids old enough to drive that are there. Dude, when you get your license....y...