'Cuz I Felt Like It!

Mazed and Cornfused .....HA! That's funny...get it? Yeah? No.....not so much I know. I'm lame, I know. This weekend we took the kids to the corn maze at Cagle's Dairy in Canton for some good ol ' back woods country fun. It was $10 per person ( you can find $2 off coupons here if you sign up. If you don't want to sign up you can get $1 0ff coupons ). Besides lots of corn, they had a concession stand (where I bought the bag of caramel crazy kettle corn that I ate so much of I thought I was gonna barf), they had nice clean single stall bathrooms and a places to wash your hands (which you'll need after pickin ' up all those cobbs of corn off the ground to chuck at each other). I think I saw a petting zoo across the way, but we didn't make it over there. They had some awesome pillowy jumpy thing that the kids could play on that was included in the price of admission. It was a perfect end to the corn maze....just one more thing to wear their little tookis...

This weekend we went to a car show in Fairmount, GA called Hot Rods and Hillbillies (my kinda people!). It was so out in the STICKS, and the drive there was AWESOME! I knew there were good times to be had as soon as we pulled up.....It was in a huge field with horses, chickens, roosters and a creek....well it used to be a creek and there was also stage for bands and burlesque later in the evening. Then.....there it was.......the glorious dirt track. Holy Jesus. I was in Heaven and it WAS a lot like Dixie! Me and three of the coolest ladies ever put Ol' Bess through hell that day. We went down the track a few times in head to heads, but the best was the whiskey run. You had to haul ass down to the end of the track, grab 3 gallons of "whiskey", throw them in the car, haul ass back and dump 'em out. Holy moly fun! In another race I had to chug a.....a.....can of water, yeah, chug a can of water at the end of the track and head back. That was some nasty water! At the end...