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I SO just had the best weekend EVER!

This weekend we went to a car show in Fairmount, GA called Hot Rods and Hillbillies (my kinda people!). It was so out in the STICKS, and the drive there was AWESOME!I knew there were good times to be had as soon as we pulled up.....It was in a huge field with horses, chickens, roosters and a creek....well it used to be a creek and there was also stage for bands and burlesque later in the evening. Then.....there it was.......the glorious dirt track. Holy Jesus. I was in Heaven and it WAS a lot like Dixie!
Me and three of the coolest ladies ever put Ol' Bess through hell that day.

We went down the track a few times in head to heads, but the best was the whiskey run. You had to haul ass down to the end of the track, grab 3 gallons of "whiskey", throw them in the car, haul ass back and dump 'em out. Holy moly fun! In another race I had to chug a.....a.....can of water, yeah, chug a can of water at the end of the track and head back. That was some nasty water!
At the end of the day we were all pretty wooped and covered in dirt. It was truely the best day ever! We drove like hell, we drank like drunks, we sang and we shook our asses to great music and at the end of the day drove off into the sunset.....we ALL lived happily ever after.

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Unknown said…
Hi,
I'm Patrick from french-landscapes.blogspot.com
I just wanted to say Thank you for the warm comment you left yesterday on my blog.
I've read many of your posts here and had a very good time.
All the best,
Patrick
Infinite Cosmos said…
That looks like a hella good time!

(ps, thanks for the kind words about my beads : )
BaldyLocks said…
That looks like so much fun! I've gotta get out of this dead end town.
Stevie Jean said…
My kind of a good time...wish I was there ;)
♥ ur blog btw

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