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After weeks of lookin', the boy finally decided he wanted to dress up as Dead Pool for Halloween this year.....


Some little ol' lady in a dank basement in Japan is custom sewin' one to fit him. It's basically a one piece red and black leotard and bless his heart, I know he's got this image in his head of how he's gonna look all bad ass with swords and guns and shit, but honestly, he's gonna look more like one of them creepy skinny dudes at a Cirque du Soleil show.


Oh Lord please help me.


I always want to be the supportive mom. Wear what ya want, do what ya want....as long as it doesn't hurt yourself or anyone else. That's what I've always said. As a mom, I don't want my kids to ever feel like I'm judging them negatively because of what they love to wear.

I'm ok with the fact that he's still gonna be wearin' costumes to Dragoncon when he's 40, but at 14....wearin' a red and black leotard and trickertreatin'. I'm not too sure about that. I know it's so much better than what so many other kids are doin' at 14.......I mean when I was 14......yeah, well......

I think I'll go to one of those Halloween shops and buy him a muscle man suit to put under his leota.......I mean....Mean BAD ASS Dead Pool Costume. Yes, yes....I will.

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Sally-Sal said…
That's why you're a badass mom. Gettin him those muscles to fill out his leotard, that rocks.
October 7, 2009 at 4:36 PM
Tiffany said…
Awww....you're a good mama! And I totally agree, at 14 I was well, not as innocent as he is.
October 7, 2009 at 5:00 PM
'Cuz I Felt Like It! said…
Yeah Tiffany...14, too old, but he can easily pass for a 10 year old....Who am I to take his childhood away I spose! I think Jeremy would rather him be bangin' chicks and sneakin' outta the house.....I'll hold off on that AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!!!
October 7, 2009 at 5:28 PM
'Cuz I Felt Like It! said…
Sal -

Bless his little pea pickin' heart, he needs 'em!
October 7, 2009 at 5:30 PM
Anonymous said…
I still say you can put him on rollerblades and he can Will Ferrell in Blades of Glory! Listen to yo' mama...
October 7, 2009 at 6:48 PM
Tori said…
My 14 yr old has these great costume ideas every year and then chickens out. I told him this year I'd pay him if he dressed up as DJ Lance whatever from Yo Gabba Gabba. He wouldn't. Bummer.
October 14, 2009 at 3:01 PM
'Cuz I Felt Like It! said…
I can't ever get my kids to dress up as what I want anymore either Tori!
October 16, 2009 at 2:09 PM
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