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I Miss It

I miss the way things used to be.


I miss the yard bein' all pretty and stuff, but I just don't give a shit if there's weeds overwhelmin' my flower beds. I ain't got time for that shit.

I miss having a spotless house, but I just ain't got the time for that shit either.

I miss havin' the time for that shit.


I miss my feet in your lap.


I miss only goin' grocery shoppin' twice a month and you always bein' there to help unload the car.


I miss havin' nothin' to do on the weekends.


I miss calzone and Sopranos night.


I miss talkin' about stuff that has nothin' to do with motorcycles or how much work sucks.





I miss just gettin' in the car and goin'....nowhere in particular.


I miss sittin' on the front porch talkin'.


I miss sittin' down with the kids and doin' holiday crafts....like makin' angels and turkeys with their hands.


I miss decoratin' the house for Halloween sooner than a week before Halloween.


I miss bein' able to complain about bein' bored.


I miss listenin' to awesome music and paintin' shit on the walls.


I miss openin' up the windows and lettin' the fall breeze in the house.


I miss you cookin' good food for me all the time (you know food ain't just the way to a man's heart).


I miss always bein' one step ahead.


I miss havin' help with cleanin' the house.


I miss my normal.



Comments

Tiffany said…
This made me sad...
Lori said…
Man, isn't that the truth!
Ok, who is this person?? Definitely doesn't sound like you. All down and out!
Madame Jen said…
On Soprano night I would make awesome italian food. (I'm italian so it always comes out awesome) but I would stick my ass in front of the TV and EAT!!!! I miss that show too....

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