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Oops. Sorry, Did I Offend You?

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Evidently my last post ruffled a few feathers.

You see, I'm not easily offended and don't think anyone else should be either. It's just lame. I don't get my panties all wadded up over other people's innocuous garble. Why would anybody actually care if I had fried chicken for dinner to honor our new black president? You think that makes me racist. Really? Um, no it makes me awesome. PLUS, one of my best friends when I was in like 4th grade was black....so yeah, take that! I also played the flute and loved Tone Loc....what? You don't KNOW me.


Honestly, why would anyone give a flyin' terd what I say or do? Sometimes I enjoy gettin' under people's skin....just because I can, and I may not have felt like dancin' at that particular moment so I had to fill the void somehow, ya know? I know that some of the things I write aren't gonna set well with everybody and I'm totally ok with that.

There's a lot of stuff crowdin' up this head o' mine and this blog is how I get it out. If you don't like it, why do you wanna keep comin' back to read it every day?

DING, DING, DING........I WIN!!!
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jujubeew2626 said…
your last post was awesome...like i said, wish i could have been there for dinner!!

i had cheese and crackers, and wine. hmmm...maybe i honored the italians??

-j.w.
January 21, 2009 at 1:31 PM
pork chop said…
you are a racist and i think people should boycott your blog, i cant believe that that you advicate such hate.me and the entire naughty neighbor network have a file on you that is growing by the day. i suggest that you preach a more tolerant message for the youth that may be reading this blog, for they are the future. have a nice day asshat.
January 21, 2009 at 2:27 PM
'Cuz I Felt Like It! said…
I LOVE pork chops AND Asshat is totally one of my favorite words!
January 21, 2009 at 2:32 PM
pork chop said…
so, my message doesnt even offend you? you, the big n' tasty, the good n' plenty, aren't offended by me? you are truely an ignorant turd sandwich.
January 21, 2009 at 2:48 PM
'Cuz I Felt Like It! said…
That's ignernt to you....

AND....Turd is another of my faves....I think I love you.
January 21, 2009 at 2:55 PM
Tara Lea said…
This is truly entertainment at it's finest. Boy he should really check out my file. LOL
January 21, 2009 at 3:09 PM
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