Don't you hate it when you put forth the effort to come by and see what I've got to say and there's nothing new? Yeah, well, sometimes my creative juices don't work and words fail me. For those of you that know me, it's weird I know.
I've just been totally lame lately. I've been reading pretty much constantly. I've gotten totally addicted to the Twilight series. I still believe vampires are totally gay, but I freakin' LOVE these books. Does that make me gay? Maybe. J says it does, but whatever. He's gay....look.......
Ok, so he's totally hot, even in the gay mask.
Back to vampires......I read the second book in the Twilight series, New Moon, this weekend and need to get the third, but thought I'd take a break because J complains I've always got my nose buried in a book. He's just jealous because he doesn't know how to read unless there's lots of pictures....like nekkid ones. Mmmhm....that's right.
Not only have I been reading everyday, but I've also been listening to books on cd in the car everyday. The last few books I've attempted to listen to though, I haven't gotten past the first couple of chapters because I couldn't stand the narrator's voice. The books narrated by men tend to really irk me. Especially when they do a woman's voice. There's this one guy that sounds like Jeff Conway (better known as Kenicky) when he does a woman's voice and all I can think about is Kenicky being a total waste of human space on VH1's Celebrity Rehab (which I had to stop watching, because it made me want to kill people).
Now, back to Twilight. I'd like to just say one more thing on that. Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to tell me they were a vampire and wanted to know if that scared me.....I'd be all "hell yeah! I'm gettin' the fuck outta here"and I'd run....fast. That is, after I finished pointing and laughing telling them how gay I thought they were for actually saying they were a vampire. Not that I'd live past pointing and laughing and telling a vampire they were gay.
Something else that's really cool about this series is that the author, Stephenie Meyer, is going to write a book paralleling the first book, but from the vampire's point of view versus the girl's point of view as in the first book. That's awesome. Evidently, someone leaked the first chapter or so of this book so it's on hold indefinitely, but you can read the first chapter of it here. Genius, I tell ya, genius.
P.S. Vampires are still totally gay.
I've just been totally lame lately. I've been reading pretty much constantly. I've gotten totally addicted to the Twilight series. I still believe vampires are totally gay, but I freakin' LOVE these books. Does that make me gay? Maybe. J says it does, but whatever. He's gay....look.......
Ok, so he's totally hot, even in the gay mask.Back to vampires......I read the second book in the Twilight series, New Moon, this weekend and need to get the third, but thought I'd take a break because J complains I've always got my nose buried in a book. He's just jealous because he doesn't know how to read unless there's lots of pictures....like nekkid ones. Mmmhm....that's right.
Not only have I been reading everyday, but I've also been listening to books on cd in the car everyday. The last few books I've attempted to listen to though, I haven't gotten past the first couple of chapters because I couldn't stand the narrator's voice. The books narrated by men tend to really irk me. Especially when they do a woman's voice. There's this one guy that sounds like Jeff Conway (better known as Kenicky) when he does a woman's voice and all I can think about is Kenicky being a total waste of human space on VH1's Celebrity Rehab (which I had to stop watching, because it made me want to kill people).
Now, back to Twilight. I'd like to just say one more thing on that. Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to tell me they were a vampire and wanted to know if that scared me.....I'd be all "hell yeah! I'm gettin' the fuck outta here"and I'd run....fast. That is, after I finished pointing and laughing telling them how gay I thought they were for actually saying they were a vampire. Not that I'd live past pointing and laughing and telling a vampire they were gay.
Something else that's really cool about this series is that the author, Stephenie Meyer, is going to write a book paralleling the first book, but from the vampire's point of view versus the girl's point of view as in the first book. That's awesome. Evidently, someone leaked the first chapter or so of this book so it's on hold indefinitely, but you can read the first chapter of it here. Genius, I tell ya, genius.
P.S. Vampires are still totally gay.
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P.S. I'm avoiding the Twilight series like the plague, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to get sucked in. Like now.