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You Suck, and That's Sad

I've tried to not take it personal.....you know....this suckish attitude you've had lately.......but why shouldn't I? When it comes to everybody and everything......I'm the one on the back burner. I feel like I get all the left overs.....if there ever are any. I've tried to be ok, I've tried to hang in there, but I don't like sittin' in the back waitin' to be noticed. I'm an attention whore you know....and nobody puts Baby in the corner.....


I've really worked hard at being a happy, more positive person and you're just bringin' me down. Down, down, down.


You're distracted by too much negativity and quite frankly, my negativity pot cain't hold any more. It's time to get over it. Move along. You're life don't suck so stop fuckin' actin' like it does. I'm still here....on the back fuckin' burner, but I'm still here.


Maybe we can be friends again one day, but until you straighten yourself up, as the girls say to each other on the playground.....you ain't my friend no more.


I miss the old you.....

Comments

Anonymous said…
Oh, no. :( This hurts my heart. I hope it gets better in the near future, girlfriend. You're a great friend! xoxo
sounds like you need a little vacation
Thanks Jyl....

and Jenn.....I totally need a vacation. You know like the kind where you just leave and say you'll be back in a few days and just get in the car and drive. Ain't never done that, but it's soundin' damn good about now.
Good lord, I hope this isn't about me...I am trying to be positive, but I am easily distracted!
Lori said…
I never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to cause you any pain
I only wanted one time to see you laughing
I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain

Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
I only wanted to see you bathing in the purple rain

I never wanted to be your weekend lover
I only wanted to be some kind of friend, hey
Baby, I could never steal you from another
It's such a shame our friendship had to end

Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
Purple rain, purple rain
I only wanted to see you underneath the purple rain
Brandy....I could never tell you we couldn't be friends no more!!!

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