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In the Meantime......

I made these Friday night.....


and these.....

......Pancake and bacon cupcakes......with maple frosting. Oh. My. Gah. HEA-VEN. They were a pretty big hit for anybody that was brave enough to try 'em. Addictive actually. Lots and lots of people asked me for the recipe. I spent way to much time writin' it all out to post here and my internet took a shit TWICE....and didn't save it......so I have to write it a third danged time. I'll get around to it this week....swear.

So, in the meantime.....this is what's been happenin' in our lives.....

This little lady was one of two Italian Greyhounds that stayed at our house when me and a couple of my girlfriends had a slumber party.

These dogs are the sweetest, preciousest dogs like ever. I never knew such sugary sweetness existed in dogs.....

.....especially compared to this devil who is only sugary sweet when she's sacked the fuck out........


This.....


......is what Jeremy did to our one of our cats. He's so fat he can't even jump up on our bed. He has to jump half way up and claw his way up the rest of the way. His spit smells like ass too. Like if you start pettin' him, he drools and if you get it on your hand, it smells so bad you puke when you smell it hours later.

I bought myself.....uh hmmmm......the girl....this over the weekend.....


These are some other treasures I got this weekend......

I love treasures. It was a fun day. Yep....

Until this happened......


See that ginormous lump on my forehead? It's a mosquito bite. It was huge and rubbery feelin'....everybody pointed and laughed....I kept my hand on my forehead for like 42 minutes so nobody would stare.....it didn't work......

Oh! I forgot....I got a job! YESSSSSSSS!!! Closer to home......all kindsa awesome benefits.....it's the kinda job you stay with FOREVER and retire from.....and I'll be makin' WAY less money. Hey....it's a job. I'm lucky to have gotten one.....thank you sweet baby jesus. Amen.

Comments

Madame Jen said…
Congrats on the jobby job!!!! YAY!!!!

And you lost me at bacon cupcakes. *barf* although they do look good just the thought of bacon makes me wanna gag.

We should go treasure hunt'n one day. :)
Loopy said…
Those cupcakes look deliciously AWESOME!!!

And WTH? Was it a mutant mosquito? That thing looks painful!
Thanks Jenn!

I've always heard of people that didn't like bacon, but kinda like the elusive lochness monster, I assumed it really didn't exist...

We will definitely have to treasure hunt together sometime....or I can just come over and we can be porch honkies for a day!

Loopy......the cupcakes were SOOO Awesome!!!...as far as the mosquito, in the neighborhood I was in there's a lot of Guatemalans, so they said it musta been a Guatemalan mosquito and I hear they can be vicious! HAHAHAA!
Judy said…
seriously, that must have been a giant, creepy mosquito...ugh!

love the pics of the dogs and damn you did a great job of salvaging some really cool stuff at the old house.

sounds like you had a great, productive weekend. i did too, my couch and i became good friends again. don't wanna lose that friendship.

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