It's the Lo-Down Ho-Down Boys and Girls!

If you haven't heard about it, where have ya been?

The 5th Annual Lo-Down Ho-Down presented by the Road Devils CSA Chapter is March 29th at the East Side Station in Snellville, GA and let me tell you it's gonna be one kick ass time!

It's a pre 1967 car show with live bands, auctions, raffles and vendors galore!

The bands will include:
Nine Pound Hammer
Charlie Splatterhead (doing songs from Los Gatos Locos and Tombstone Brawlers)
Hot Rod Walt and the Psycho DeVilles
The Flat Tires
The Dixons
Whiskey Sh*t Vomit
Cotton Donkey Social Club (featuring members from Rocket 350 and the Kings of Nuthin')

Below is what could be YOURS if you come!

* SIGNED MIKE NESS GUITAR!!!
* TROPHY QUEEN BAG
* NUMEROUS ITEMS FROM THE INFAMOUS GOLD CLUB
* MULTIPLE ITEMS COURTESY OF SOURPUSS CLOTHING
* SEVERAL ITEMS FROM THE LEGENDARY HANK YOUNG, OF HANK YOUNG CHOPPERS
*ORIGINAL ART WORK FROM: ELLIE RETROPHELIADIRK FROM EAST ATLANTA TATTOO
*GIFT CERTIFICATES TO: ACES BAR AND GRILL, VORTEX L5P, PERMANENT INK TATTOO, INK & DAGGER TATTOO, ELECTRIC BODY ART TATTOO AND MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All this and more for just $15!!!!!

BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!!!

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